Mom's R Us

This is just my bio. Keep reading if you want to know more about me and my life. If you're reading this then it's fantastic that you want to learn things about me! So let's get right into it! I am not going to tell my name because it is very dangerous to do that on the internet and you could get bad things your way, but I have a lot of stories about my son which I will call Chad in order to protect him and keep him safe because I would never let a thing happen to "Chad". I am a mother of one little chunk of sunshine. My little guy likes to play soccer and is really really good at it. He plays goalie every Tuesday and Thursday and because of all of his exercise, we go to McDonalds and get BigMacs and Shamrock shakes. My little guy likes to make me all sorts of I love you notes and picture books of us "hanging out" like he would say (He's a cool kid and says cool slang). Some people don't appreciate my hands-off approach on parenting. I let my boy do what he wants so that he can be a natural leader and successful person as he grows up. I love my little boy. Make sure to check out all of my articles and content for tips on being a mom!

Bio

I am a middle aged mom. I have one kid. I drive a Volkswagen mini van and I named it Brad. My baby boy and Brad are pretty good friends with each other, they don't fight. Brad is the best car ever, since I own it I'm able to put as much stickers about my son as I want on the back, there's plenty of room for when Chad and his two friend come to visit after soccer when they have all of their gear.

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I love my baby boy, If you ever try to touch him I will slowly, miserably bleed you to death. I will leave you in a basement far from civilization until you bleed, starve, or are dehydrated to death. You will rot there and no one will ever find your body."Chad" is the sweetest boy ever and I wish everyone could have one of him. I always let him have exactly what he wants so that he can always have exactly what he needs for success and to grow up as a strong, independent, ray of sunshine.